forgive me father for i have sin-ed.. and cos-ed.. and tan-ed.. hahaha also i killed my trigonometry teacher
“Please know there are much better things in life than being lonely or liked or bitter or mean or self-conscious. We are all full of shit. Go love someone just because; I know your heart may be badly bruised, or even the victim of numerous knifings, but it will always heal, even if you don’t want it to; it keeps going. There are the most fantastic, beautiful things and people out there, I promise. It is up to you to find them.”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via cultivate-solitude)
“The pupil of your eye expands up to 45% when you look at someone you love.”
– (via thexpotent)
girls screenshot everything and then send it to their friends in a group chat and then laugh at people and that is why you should never trust us
dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss
A few of my favorite activities.
i like how they put capitalism in fun letters
i rly need this framed on my wall
even Sigur Ros couldn’t craft something half as beautiful as you.
do you ever just get too lazy to put on pants
when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”
oh so u “love” arctic monkeys but only know AM? as someone who’s listened to them for years i think that’s great i love AM too what’s ur favorite song we should hang out
are you ever unable to listen to a certain song or artist because there’s a lot of memories attached to it and if you do all the memories will come back and you’ll be really sad
my transformation into a bitter angry old woman is almost complete